Item: Blue/White Tourist Episodes: 1 |
Cuddy is having a health scare and dreams of what life might be like for her daughter in House's care. She imagines a Two and a Half Men scenario, with House as Charlie and Wilson as Alan, while young Rachel fills the position of Jake. House has a blue cane with a white stripe and collar to match his bowling shirt.
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Item: Axe Cane Episodes: 1 |
This time House is the one dreaming. He's fallen asleep at his desk and finds himself in an abandoned, Zombiepocalypse version of Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. He encounters Zombie Chase, who attacks him (naturally), but House fights back with what appears to be his regular Rosewood Tourist cane. However, he eventually reveals it to have a spring loaded axe blade built into it. He slices Zombie Chase's head off and walks off to follow Cuddy's calls of distress.
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Item: Shotgun Cane Episodes: 1 |
House's Zombiekilling adventure isn't over yet and his cane isn't finished surprising us. He reaches to a back pocket somewhere, pulls out some shotgun parts, and attaches them to his cane, which now forms the barrel. He blasts Zombie versions of Taub, Masters and Foreman before switching on the attached flashlight and continuing his search for Cuddy (who, unfortunately, is already being devoured by zombies by the time he reaches her).
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Item: Lucite Tourist Episodes: 1 |
Cuddy is having a surgical biopsy to find out if she has kidney cancer, and she is understandably frightened. While under general anesthesia, she dreams of House in full-on musical style, dressed in a skull and caduceus themed tux complete with gloves and top hat. He's dancing and singing the old jazz classic "Get Happy", a song with an obvious death/afterlife theme. He starts out with a smooth, clear lucite tourist cane, which he uses much more for dancing effect than as an actual mobility aid.
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Item: Giant Candy Cane Episodes: 1 |
By the end of the song and dance number, House picks up a giant, somewhat cartoonishly shaped candy cane, offers the handle to Cuddy, and pulls her around with it.
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